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What do you get when you take the incredible ancient technology of the Sandstorm MonstroBot and couple it with the very latest modernizations, then dip the whole thing in a huge vat of molten chrome?

You get this absolutely gorgeous monstrosity, the absolute pinnacle of physical damage traps. No mere mouse can withstand it's pounding paws for long, but be sure not to deploy it lightly - you want to make sure it's pointed at the mice before you turn it on, not towards you!

This patch of pumpkins is prepared to pummel potential pests when perturbed! These squash are ready to squash anyone or anything that comes their way. The chilly fall air makes them more alert to the coming of the spooky season!

I pity the fool that tries to make a Jack-o'-lantern out of one of these!

Expanding upon the previous principles of the Endless Labyrinth trap, this infinite beauty is quite a marvel indeed! The central core transports mice into a maze of infinite possibility. Each plate contains a miniverse of endless mazes that is in constant orbit around the central maze command core. As each plate passes through the core, they are reassembled with new passageways, completely reconfiguring the endless combinations.

The result is an infinite series of endless mazes with infinitely-changing configurations. If a mouse somehow impossibly manages to escape from one of the mazes, they simply pass into another section of a recently reconfigured maze plate. Truly maddening.

This formidable, fully-powered contraption has the ability to resonate subharmonic frequencies that only mice can hear. It uses this melodious stonesong to lure its prey hypnotically into a secluded location deep within a rock formation. Once the mesmerized mouse is within reach, the trap snatches it with its mighty stone pincers and encases it into a nearby boulder. It then uses its ultra-high powered laser tail to carve a slab out of the boulder so that it can carry the encased mouse and deliver it to the hunter on a stone platter.

It is said that the trap resonates a unique stonesong depending on the mouse but all the hunter ever hears is rock. Over time, some hunters have grown quite fond of this strange but compelling "rock music".

Take a smashed Crystal Tower, add a healthy collection of high technology scavenged from the most powerful Burroughs Rift mice, sprinkle with a dollop of Digby ingenuity, and what do you get? Terrifying Crystal Laser technology that brings Rift Power traps to the next level!

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Chrome Celestial Dissonance TrapWith form and function left intact, the chromium has been blended with gold and accented in finely cut Rift Onyx. This refined version is fit enough for any monarch!

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Chrome Circlet of Pursuing TrapHark! Listen to the resounding trumpets heralding a regal fanfare! A crimson carpet unfurls toward the portal extending a royal welcome to mice while a crown-shaped circlet descends upon their heads. In one graceful motion mice are overwhelmed with unparalleled luxury as the trap consumes them!

The second revision of the Runeshark, codename: The Great Rune Shark, is improved in every way over the original design. Enhanced lasers, stronger fins, sharper teeth and increased size to take on the toughest of prey. The biggest advantage: Strength in numbers! A whole school of sharks ready to be unleashed!

Desolate and disheartening, this trap paints a picture of a bleak and meaningless existence, even when observed in its resting state. When a mouse approaches, the Temporal Turbine beings to hum, spinning violently and churning impossibly dark clouds, forming a direct link with the depths of a void in space beyond our plane of existence.

Once the mouse begins to gaze into the contraption, the turbine links with the mind of the mouse, implanting the image of a mouse utopia, convincing it to surrender itself as it astrally-projects the soul of the mouse into space, leaving behind a dormant husk, never to return.

Powerful Arcane magics are extremely volatile to use and require hours of incantation to create, which is why this model is perfect for your magic conjuring needs!

The Dumbledroid 9000 can easily utter hours worth of incantations in mere seconds with its gigaquads of memory which stores spellbooks upon codices upon grimoires upon tomes of magical knowledge. It will always be equipped with the right spell for the job! Incorporate the droid with an Animatronic Bird and capture Arcane mice with ease!

This updated model has a reduced probability over the previous version of uttering the wrong words causing unintended side effects including but not limited to...

• Balding
• Turning your gold into a pile of stinky socks
• Turning your cheese into a pile of stinky gold
• Making everything disappear
• Destroying Gnawnia
• Ending all life as we know it
• Ducks

Other than that small list of basically harmless side-effects, this trap is great! We promise!