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The year was 2024 when the great dragon invasion ascended from the Draconic Depths and took to the skies in a malevolent attempt to stop Ronza from aiding the MouseHunters of Gnawnia.

She had discovered the latest plot devised by the notorious Mythweaver and was on her way to the Kingdom to prepare them for the upcoming threat. However, as soon as her ship crossed into Gnawnian airspace, she was attacked by waves of dragons who had escaped the Draconic Depths and collected like-minded minions along their way. She was first attacked by Ice Dragons, followed by Poison Dragons, and finally a wave of ferocious Fire Dragons who bolstered their numbers by gathering their cousins from the Queso Geyser. At the sight of these horrid, winged beasts, there was a moment of utter despair as Ronza truly felt that all was lost.

Fortunately, just in the nick of time, the heroic MouseHunters of Gnawnia descended upon those sinister serpents in defence of their beloved Ronza! They traveled en masse from all corners of the known world to meet these formidable foes face-to-face and to show them the might, determination, and unity of the great Kingdom of Gnawnia. An epic battle ensued over the course of three long weeks where the skill and ingenuity of the MouseHunters was put to the test as they had to gather strange and exotic cheeses to lure these dastardly dragons away from Ronza's airship and directly into their traps. Along the way, the hunters were able to accumulate a curious collection of loot that had never yet been seen on the surface world.

The MouseHunters were at last victorious in their valiant efforts and thus Ronza was able to complete her mission. She successfully delivered the fabled Tale of the First Dragons that would lead the brave hunters onto their next, and possibly most dangerous, adventure into the Draconic Depths!

While the MouseHunters were bravely defending her airship, Ronza was afforded enough time to build a draconic defence of her own. She took all the gold that hunters had spent at her shoppe that year, melted it down, and used it to forge a fierce, fighting flock of Golden Anti-Dragonbots! Each Anti-Dragonbot was equipped with a fearsome laser beam that was powered by the mysterious Dragonhide Slivers that the attacking dragons had carried up with them from the Draconic Depths. With this new, state-of-the-art defence system, Ronza ensured that her flights would never again be troubled by the dreadful Dragons of the Depths.

As a heartfelt thank you to the MouseHunters who saved her, Ronza offered them all a parting gift that was an exact replica of this mighty new draconic defence system. They merely needed to provide the Dragonhide Slivers to power it and it was theirs to keep. As she flew off into the sunset once again, she bid them all a fond farewell and wished them the best of luck with their next daunting duty of descending into the dark and dismal den from which those dreadful, destructive dragons derived: the Draconic Depths!

Thus was the tale of Dragons' Ascent: The Battle for Ronza's Airship.

The Sunken City's best line of defense now becomes one of your best weapons of offense! Hidden behind a cleverly disguised rocky outcropping is a shark powered by re-oxygenating oxygen tanks! Triple the fins for triple the speed, racks on racks of razor sharp teeth coupled with a frickin' laser beam attached to its head! Equipped with hover fins for equally effective use on land!

The S.A.M. F.E.D. DN-5 (Sweets Assaulting Mice Flavour Explosion Device), codenamed "Date Night 5", is a highly-experimental military-grade trap, developed by the scientists of Digby. Comprised mostly of "chocolate", this seemingly-innocent box of sweets will tempt mice with its sugary scent, then bombard them with bonbons when they come into close proximity.

Hunters are warned to NOT eat the chocolate in this trap: It is highly toxic and very little of it is actually edible.

The S.L.A.C. II is an improvement from its predecessor in two ways: The "S" in the acronym now stands for "sling", and the sling itself.

Utilizing the technology of what our scientists are calling "a very large rubber band", the S.L.A.C. II is able to harmlessly* sling mice away from your cheese and back into the desert.

*The slinging process itself does not harm the mouse.

The Spring-Loaded Attack Cactus (S.L.A.C.) is an attempt to harness the lawless wilds of the Old West itself in order to tame the Wild Bunch mice.

As the mice nibble away at the piece of cheese, they feel at ease in their natural environment. Most mice in Varmint Valley enjoy eating their meals by the shade of a cactus plant, and are mostly unaware that the S.L.A.C. is more than just a cactus.

This majestic and magical sleigh soars silently through the cold, winter skies waiting to strike. Its ominous sleigh bells sound off right before it swoops into action, grabbing unsuspecting mice, and hauling them off on the ride of their lives! Their last ride, to be precise. The Scoundrel Sleigher is specially designed for sleighing (and slaying) pirates.

This trap has a chance to instantly capture any pirate mouse.

The Surprise Transport Incarceration Nuisance Grabber trap is baited with costume jewelry, fake gold, and worthless glass reproductions of valuable gems. It uses these cheap but convincing imitations to lure unsuspecting criminals into the incarceration module. Once the mouse is inside, the iron door snaps shut and the trap promptly shuttles the offender off to prison.

The Surprise Transport Incarceration Nuisance Grabber Enhanced Retrofit takes the art of criminal capture to the next level. The increased power allows it to actively seek out suspects rather than simply waiting for them to turn up of their own volition. The bright lights make the fake gold and gems sparkle and glisten irresistibly which can fool even the more discerning criminals, making this model a far more thorough and efficient convict catcher.

The slogan for this model is "Clean up the skies!" which is generally considered to be a bit ironic given the excessive extra pollution that it produces over its predecessor.

The Superior Unending Pollution Eradicating Reactor Soap Dispensing Pollution Disposal Unit, also known as the S.U.P.E.R. Scum Scrubber, is the next level of clean. An over-clocked, over-pressurized Pressure-MASTER™ 6500 blasts mice so hard that dirt comes off of places that they didn't even know were dirty! The extra-clean cleaning* gets the Crude Pollutinum residue that those other leading traps leave behind.

Using this trap in the Toxic Spill while not actively refining Crude Pollutinum helps hunters find more Crude Pollutinum by collecting trace amounts of it from mice and dispensing a full glob of it into the hunter's refining barrel.

Using this trap while refining Crude Pollutinum at the Toxic Spill will activate its super-scrubbing mode and refine an additional unit of Crude Pollutinum with each mouse a hunter catches!

* Cleaning method carried out in accordance with Section 67b, Line 324 of the King's Revised and Modernized Safety Act of 1999.

A remnant shard of the horrific Sandcastle. It is said to fuel the nightmares of all those who dare to gaze upon it. Any mouse who does lock eyes with this unspeakable horror instantly falls into a nightmare induced fever dream until they are moved a safe distance away from its awesome power.

With its power and ability to steal youthful energy and harvest time itself from its victims, the Sandcastle Shard reacts strongly when capturing the Harvester Mouse in the Seasonal Garden.

Catching the Harvester Mouse in the Seasonal Garden has a chance to instantly and completely charge your Tower Amplifier!