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A massive haunted galleon once commanded by Admiral Arrrgh himself. It strikes fear in the souls of all nether-nautical ghostship captains and mice alike. Sitting idly by, hovering between this world and the next, it waits, invisibly, for an unsuspecting mouse to step aboard the base. Once awoken, it materializes and begins to lift into the sky with its new member of the crew.

Of course they always have the option to jump...

The Admiral's Galleon Trap has the spooktacular ability to randomly raid mice for up to 5,000 bonus Cursed Gold!

Proof that technology developed in the Burroughs' Laboratory can be used in a more 'gentle' manner, this portal has opened a one-way entrance into a cheesy paradise.

Perched atop a mountainous geological formation, rich in high energy crystals, the lethal Reaper Droid gazes through billowing plumes of smoke while awaiting its prey. These crystals overcharge the droid while it slumbers. Armed with a golden scythe to increase energy induction, these enhancements allow the reaper to strike with astonishing speed and accuracy.

Mice lost within the smoke shiver endlessly as the energy releasing from the trap courses through the air, causing their hair to stand on end and covering them with perpetual goosebumps!

This trap has a 10% chance to instantly catch any mouse!

Although Digby drilling technology has often been regarded as the quickest to dig a grave, ambitious scientists were still tempted to experiment with rocket-propelled drills. The result of these experiments has now turned into researching where the high speed drills have gone.

From deep within the bowls of Dr. F. Romage's laboratory comes this menacing machine. Personally responsible for accruing his supply of zombie brains for his dastardly and devious experiments, this machine can seamlessly extract a zombie mouse brain at the rate of approximately one brain every fifteen minutes.

Scarily straight forward and easy to use, this device can remove zombie brains automatically once it is armed. It even comes with the latest and greatest in droid overseer technology, the iGor.

Where did all the other pumpkins go? Oh yeah, that's right... the Cackle Lantern smashed them all. But, out of the remains of his old companions springs a new friend who understands the rigors of carnivorous planthood: a sprout of the Venus Mouse Trap. Together, these two are ready to smash, swallow, and snare any mouse that dares set foot on their trap-- just don't ask them to share the proceeds once they're done. The immense heat of the lantern occasionally increases Fire Salt drops when hunting in the Jungle of Dread.

A sweet treat looking for something to eat! This candy glob, once infused with evil, has been re-shaped, re-forged and re-purposed into a mouse-crushing candy mandible of hardened sugar nightmares! The trap lies perfectly flat, and once a mouse approaches, the mouth-watering kaleidoscope of candy and colours springs upright and chomps down with its SPEAR-mint fangs!

Soft, gummy teeth may be used as a non-lethal alternative to contain the mouse.

"NEW! The Candy Crusher Trap! The sweet, candy snack that really bites back!"

A light in the dark, a beacon of safety.

This trap illuminates cheese drawing mice to it, inviting them to rest with the soothing ocean sounds. When the mice let down their guard the light goes out, and creatures emerge from the shadows.

No one ever sees the mice after that, no one knows what lurks in the shadows.

No shenanigans will go unpunished while the Chrome Nannybot guards your trap base! With a little ingenuity and the help of the Digby scientists, you've built the deluxe factory model, complete with anti-sass-mouth scanners, advanced gum-in-hair removal matrices, and a stern yet sensible nagging voice available in thirty-eight languages. Now mice who visit can receive a much-needed lesson in table manners before being frozen for your convenience.

Cast in chrome, this more expensive version of the Temporal Turbine has been tuned to aim directly at the sun! The chrome coating allows it to withstand the heat every time the portal is open and exposed to the impossibly hot flames.

Mice triggering this trap get instantly cooked to a crisp! Youch!