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Powerful Arcane magics are extremely volatile to use and require hours of incantation to create, which is why this model is perfect for your magic conjuring needs!

The Dumbledroid 9000 can easily utter hours worth of incantations in mere seconds with its gigaquads of memory which stores spellbooks upon codices upon grimoires upon tomes of magical knowledge. It will always be equipped with the right spell for the job! Incorporate the droid with an Animatronic Bird and capture Arcane mice with ease!

This updated model has a reduced probability over the previous version of uttering the wrong words causing unintended side effects including but not limited to...

• Balding
• Turning your gold into a pile of stinky socks
• Turning your cheese into a pile of stinky gold
• Making everything disappear
• Destroying Gnawnia
• Ending all life as we know it
• Ducks

Other than that small list of basically harmless side-effects, this trap is great! We promise!

What do you get when you take the incredible ancient technology of the Sandstorm MonstroBot and couple it with the very latest modernizations, then dip the whole thing in a huge vat of molten chrome?

You get this absolutely gorgeous monstrosity, the absolute pinnacle of physical damage traps. No mere mouse can withstand it's pounding paws for long, but be sure not to deploy it lightly - you want to make sure it's pointed at the mice before you turn it on, not towards you!

This state-of-the-art machine was designed using Gnawnia's most sophisticated droid technology and programmed using the latest version of Chivalric Code to ensure the most accurate honour and nobility algorithms. It comes equipped with 24-karat luscious golden locks as well as a glistening, stainless steel longsword that is nearly as sharp as the PrinceBot's charming wit. Every model comes complete with a Trusty SteedBot to improve height, speed, and dramatic flair.