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This trap offers mice the thrill of the open ocean, with a great piece of cheese and the wind blowing through their fur... of course, they'll also have a giant, grabby squid to keep them company. With eight arms and two tentacles contending for the catch, this trap just has to get the mouse one way or the other. It's also a favorite of humane hunters, as the squid much prefers to eat fish.

An old-timey engine design modified into a high powered laser trap by harnessing the power of Magmatic Crystals and focusing it into a powerful beam of justice.

Lay down the law with lasers!

An undercover law enforcement droid has taken post as a lifeguard. Using the height of the lifeguard chair gives him an excellent view of any unlawful behaviour in the area.

Unfortunately this droid is not waterproof so it can't perform any actual lifeguarding tasks from any water related incidences that may occur.

Using the new and improved Chivalric Code++ (CC++) programming language in combination with the latest advancements in A.I. (Aristocratic Intelligence), comes the cutting edge in Physical mouse trap technology: the Legendary KingBot!

This model improves upon the statistics of its predecessor, the Charming PrinceBot, in every way by employing the most sophisticated nobility algorithms ever conceived. It was designed with a Worthiness Factor so high that when confronted with the industry standard Sword-in-the-Stone unit test, it not only removed the sword with ease but completely obliterated the stone in the process!

The Brain Extractor, maniacal edition, has some pretty nifty upgraded features!

First, introducing the power of two! Double the lights, double the straps, double the brain fluid storage cylinder = double the fun!

Next, a high tech Newtonian laser makes sure that your lobotomies are level! Nothings worse than sophisticated surgery being botched by slopey slants. Works in tandem with the sonic corkscrew to level the device based on the lasers readout.

Worried about your patients' comfort levels? The serum syringe administers high grade truth serum so you know your patients are definitely telling the truth when they say it doesn't hurt one bit!

Last but not least, the automatic scrubber arm keeps your workstation neat and tidy before and after every procedure!

Comes with the new iGor OS 7 upgrade for your droid overseer!

A structure emulating the protective husk of the meteor that crashed into Fort Rox, except now it is being used to imprison mice instead of protect them!

With a loud crack, the sphere quickly shatters and surrounds the unsuspecting cheese thief, locking them away within their own prison dimension.

The warm glow seems so inviting until a mouse gets too close...

A mystical trap that peers into the souls of the mice that approach it through its ruby lense. When detecting one whose spirit aligns with shadow energies, it opens up its trap door and seals them away in its trap dimension.

Since it closely resembles a segment of a fort wall at Fort Rox, this trap immediately opens up when it detects a Battering Ram Mouse coming at it. Too many lenses have been destroyed during initial testing so it no longer takes any risks.

This trap has a 100% catch rate against the Battering Ram Mouse.

Although origins of this high-tech robot are unknown, its ability to destroy mice is well known. The DeathBot comes equipped with a high speed chain gun, two rapid fire laser guns, an extending saw blade arm and nine mouse-seeking missiles. Even the quickest, cleverest mouse stands little chance against this adversary.

Instead of harming a mouse, give it a soothing place to relax before moving it to a location far from the Kingdom.

A clever decoy to attract an unsuspecting mouse under a looming steel cage.