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This DeathBot, painted up for our loyal hunters, gives you that gritty, post-apocalyptic feeling while hunting, without leaving the comfort of your own dimension.

Razor sharp barbs adorn a crushing bar held with over 1000 lbs of tension.

Stolen from the depths of the King's closet, this mystical hobby horse works its hunting magic by striking with a swift and unexpected downward head-butt to anything crossing its path. Unfortunately, the horses poor vision leads to many inaccurate strikes, but his royal luck is seemingly quite high.

Unable to pull back its lips to let out a rockin' NAAYY this Horsey compensates by having the loudest hairstyle possible! These hobby horses have often been threatened with exile from the Kingdom after keeping the King up all night to the sound of closet moshing. Rock on... HUNT ON!

Ready to rock the moment it emerges from the King's closet, this rebel hobby horse refuses to play by anyone's hunting rules but its own!

This RhinoBot, painted up for our loyal hunters, lets you hunt mice with sub-zero flare! Don't let the cute matching hat and scarf fool you, those frozen fists mean business!

Any intrepid mouse explorers investigating the cheese on this trap will have their work cut out for them. They had better make sure that they have steady paws, a carefully-weighed bag of sand, and really swift legs just in case something goes wrong!

The power of the rolling boulder on this trap is hefty enough to knock double Delicious Stones out of the pockets of any Derr Dunes mice slow enough to be caught in its path.

This trap is designed to look like a muscular Jackrabbit, complete with detailed musculature and a realistic rabbit fur tank top. A brawny, hulking, and jacked-up bot that blends in with the local fauna looking like an innocent rabbit.

Once activated, the Rabbot rises and springs into action! Using a multitude of wrestling manoeuvres, it can easily subdue a mouse until it can be safely and humanely disposed of.

In addition to being highly effective at catching mice, the Jacked Rabbot™ trap is also an attractive and unique decorative addition to any home or business. Its lifelike design makes it a conversation starter and its durability ensures that it will be a reliable mouse trap for years to come.

Using the new and improved Chivalric Code++ (CC++) programming language in combination with the latest advancements in A.I. (Aristocratic Intelligence), comes the cutting edge in Physical mouse trap technology: the Legendary KingBot!

This model improves upon the statistics of its predecessor, the Charming PrinceBot, in every way by employing the most sophisticated nobility algorithms ever conceived. It was designed with a Worthiness Factor so high that when confronted with the industry standard Sword-in-the-Stone unit test, it not only removed the sword with ease but completely obliterated the stone in the process!